There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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