Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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