The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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