She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
