Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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