at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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