i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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