summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Your cock deserves a montage
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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