You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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