Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So many bounce houses so little time
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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