at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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