just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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