you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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