Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
When did we convert life to cartoon?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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