i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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