roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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