google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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