Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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