I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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