In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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