I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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