AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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