Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
