She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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