whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I FOUND THE LEGS
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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