You made me cry and you don't even care
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
