who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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