quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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