so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Who died my cat blue again?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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