Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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