And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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