You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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