He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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