its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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