So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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