Buhtt sex?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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