there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It's no shave November. This is our time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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