ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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