So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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