Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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