we have officially lost it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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