Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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