if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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