Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
