Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
high people should be assigned attendants
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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