Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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