That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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