i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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