omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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