It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Who did Billy Mays play for?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
