Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I fill condoms, not promises.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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